One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
I a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Does the mermaid wear an algebra?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If you eat both pasta and antipasto, are you still hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?