How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They reported that I had type-A blood, but it was a typo.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Finally, it dawned on me.
When chemists die, they barium.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
I got a job at a bakery. I kneaded dough.
Velcro, what a rip-off.