Monday, November 28, 2016

Puns & Stuff

Ants are healthy because they have little antibodies.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I went to the Air & Space Museum, but there was nothing there.

Hold the door open for a clown, it's a nice jester.

The second mouse gets the cheese.

My reality check bounced.

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

Ban pre-shredded cheese - make America Grate Again.

If you are attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

The past, present, and future walked into a bar - it was tense.

A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.

Does seven days without meat make one weak?


2 comments:

Ravindra Deo said...

Great stuff. Made me laugh.

EBHawley said...

Great puns!