Ants are healthy because they have little antibodies.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I went to the Air & Space Museum, but there was nothing there.
Hold the door open for a clown, it's a nice jester.
The second mouse gets the cheese.
My reality check bounced.
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
Ban pre-shredded cheese - make America Grate Again.
If you are attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
The past, present, and future walked into a bar - it was tense.
A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
Does seven days without meat make one weak?