Thanks to Jennifer Young for this one.
What should you do when your boss wants you to give 100%, or even more than 100%?
Here is the math behind this concept.
Represent A, B, C, . . . , Z by the numbers 1, 2, 3, . . ., 26.
Then:
KNOWLEDGE = 96%
HARD WORK = 98%
ATTITUDE = 100%
BULLSHIT = 103%
ASS KISSING = 118%
So, it is mathematically certain that while knowledge, hard work, and attitude will get you there, bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top.
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