Sunday, October 15, 2006

Business mathematics

Thanks to Jennifer Young for this one.

What should you do when your boss wants you to give 100%, or even more than 100%?

Here is the math behind this concept.

Represent A, B, C, . . . , Z by the numbers 1, 2, 3, . . ., 26.

Then:

KNOWLEDGE = 96%

HARD WORK = 98%

ATTITUDE = 100%

BULLSHIT = 103%

ASS KISSING = 118%

So, it is mathematically certain that while knowledge, hard work, and attitude will get you there, bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top.

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