Tuesday, November 03, 2015

Math Jokes

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
     Because 7 8 9.

How do you make 7 even?
     Take away the "s".

What do you call 3 feet of trash?
     A junk yard.

What is the difference between a new nickel and an old dime?
     Five cents.

How much do pirates pay for corn?
     A buccaneer.

How much does it cost to buy sixty female pigs and forty male deer?
     One hundred sows and bucks.

What type of lingerie does a math mermaid wear?
     An algae-bra.

Although horses may be able to add, why shouldn't you try to teach them analytic geometry?
     You shouldn't put Descartes before the horse.

What's the only cure for a bad case of right angles?
     The Pythagorean serum.

Have you heard the latest statistics joke?

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