Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
How do you make 7 even?
Take away the "s".
What do you call 3 feet of trash?
A junk yard.
What is the difference between a new nickel and an old dime?
Five cents.
How much do pirates pay for corn?
A buccaneer.
How much does it cost to buy sixty female pigs and forty male deer?
One hundred sows and bucks.
What type of lingerie does a math mermaid wear?
An algae-bra.
Although horses may be able to add, why shouldn't you try to teach them analytic geometry?
You shouldn't put Descartes before the horse.
What's the only cure for a bad case of right angles?
The Pythagorean serum.
Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
Probably
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