Thursday, November 19, 2015

Math Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

     Answer 1:  To get to the same side.

     Answer 2:  Too get to the other . . . um . . .

A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

A hungry clock goes back four seconds.

A calendar's days are numbered.

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

The man whose best buddy is an abacus has a friend he can count on.

Statistics show that those who celebrate more birthdays live longer.

Without Geometry, life is pointless.

Phone operator:  "I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is imaginary.  Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and dial the number again."

There are 10 kinds of people:  those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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