Friday, July 14, 2017


How does Moses make tea?  Hebrews it.

Venison for dinner again?  Oh deer.

A cartoonist was found dead in his home.  Details are sketchy.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

They reported that I had type-A blood, but it was a typo.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.  Finally, it dawned on me.

When chemists die, they barium.

When you get a  bladder infection, urine trouble.

I got a job at a bakery.  I kneaded dough.

Velcro, what a rip-off.

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